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Plays Runescape, Loves south park, Hates hipies, Officialy rich
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the graphics were great, but it was to simple to warent praise. you should add a croshair, because its to difficult to get them in one shot. and an ammo limit because the ability to just spray away with the spikes makes it easy to get above 40, inspite of the offormentiond lack of aiming reticule. in summery its mediocer but has plenty of pontential for improvement. for example next time you should ad different enemys and make it so they actualy hurt you in some way if you dont get them. and you should ad different envirements.
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great sniper game but I cant make it past mcdadys or watever its called I shoot all the chavs and andervything In the reatraunt but the timer still keeps going
Author's Response:
Its a tricky level, just destroy all the furniture. You'll get there eventually, need to play through several times first
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after like five attempts I finally beat them now my right index finger really hurts. turns out that all you have to do is go left and right continusly wihle punching countinuasly and only blocking when they do the flurry of punches and you will easly do more damage than both of them combined.
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"this is an insult to gaming itself"
just because their older than mastercheif doesnt mean hed aotamaticly win in fight
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see above responce
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"it was great,just not as good as the first one"
after I finished the first, game with both endings. I figured this one would provide more answers than the first one. it did'nt but I then realised that thats what makes it an exmortis game. but I digress,(to quote Xavier rehayem.) I gave it a ten for graphics because they were photos and you can't get better graphics than the real world without an Xbox 360. I gave it a ten for style because it was genuinly unique and creative. I gave it a ten for violence because of all the blood and gore. I gave it a ten for interactivity because of the sequence at the end were you have to actualy shoot the exmortis monsters than stab the hand of the exmortis and because all the references to the original exmortis make it a much more rewarding experience to have beaten it first with both endings. I gave it a ten for humour because of all the sutle wisecracks and jokes the main character made. and I would really like to see another sequal.
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its a great game, but I cant figure out the combination to the safe behind the picture in the bedroom. can you help me out
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I didn't look at it but I am strongly apposed to porn I will do anything in my power to hurt internet pornagraphy.
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That's your oppinion. I respect that. BTW: If you KNEW it was going to be PORN, Why did you PLAY it? *facepalms*
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"this is exactly what I believe in."
this is the most creative and thought provoking work on the philosophy of liberty I have ever seen I gave it a ten for graphics because of how cool it is to look at I gave it a ten for style because it is completly unique I gave it a ten for sound because of how oddly appropriate the music is I gave it a ten for violence because its all about politics and thats really all pollitics is I gave it a ten for humour because of the officials in fancy hats thing and the hippeis are evil thing and to all the pansy assted liberals who are sad and delusiond enough to believe what the day time talk shows say insted of reading actual works on the subjects of pollitics and philosophy written by experts on the subject who did actual reserach insted of pulling bullshit out of there hats like opra does. heres a fast and effective way to get what you deserve take a gun now I you hate them even though the fanatical terrorists that you are in love with use them every waking moment but it is necessary for this method make sure the gun is load(that means the shiney cilindricle things are in it) and the swich marked safety is off put the gun with the end with the hole in it to your head(IMPORTANT dont attempt to have intercourse with it or any thing else while doing this it will take to much time) now finally pull the triger.
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this is the worst sprite movie I have ever seen and I have seen mario hii
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"I have always wanted to see somthing like this"
this is the best music video on newgrounds I only gave it a five for graphics because the art style was kind of crude but all the jokes were hellarius and it had subtitles that you could turn on and off but most importantly it was very violent(because its all about a showdown beatween like every culteral icon ever)
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